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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Word from the streets

Here are some lines I've encountered due to travel in public transport. Go figure the last two ones. ^_^

Misss. (emphasis on the hissing sound) Hindi mo ba alam ang dynamics ng jeep, misss?
-girl to friend na ayaw mag-abot ng bayad

Accidents don't kill; I do.
-bumper sticker

Ay, naku, hindi na ako sasakay ulit sa jeep na 'to!
-old woman harassing the driver and the passengers

Gay: I've always wondered how lesbians, uhm, enjoy.
Girl: That's why God invented fingers, and ten of them!
-overheard in an Ikot jeep

Nakita ko na ang mga babala; may masamang mangyayari sa bus na ito.
-overheard from cult leader in GenSan

anak, malapit na tayo sa bahay ... 'wag kang susuka sa ale.
-mother to child; the 'ale' immediately moved to another place

Ako ang dyos ng ika-limang mundo...
-intoxicated man on Ikot jeep

'ma, tandang sora, ha? tandang sora, 'ma. 'wag kang mag-over-the-bridge, 'ma.
-overanxious old woman, near Commonwealth flyover

*man pukes, gets embarassed, disembarks from jeepney*
uy, macaroni. tsaka chicken. sopas siguro yan dati...
-strong-willed girl pointing to the remains on the floor

M**, I have to confess... buntis ako.
-guy talking to girl friend

Non-conformists of the world, unite!
-notebook cover of a fellow passenger's, uhm, notebook

Bayad ho. Limang ikot.
-the only other passenger in the Ikot jeep

Don't honk if you can't read this.
-bumper sticker

Oh, I also found a nice link: Javascript tricks hilariously used and abused. Have fun!

4 Comment/s:

Blogger Mavi said...

Ack! I knew I forgot something. Here, try this; they have similar lines:!

2/23/2005 12:40 AM  
Blogger mai said...

From above link: "On the other hand, you have fingers."

Oo nga no.

Thanks for that, I need alot of humor today. :)

2/26/2005 4:40 PM  
Blogger mai said...

Heto pa:

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2/26/2005 4:46 PM  
Blogger tweety said...

cool. ^___^

3/16/2005 8:18 AM  

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